103 lines
3.6 KiB
Lua
103 lines
3.6 KiB
Lua
-- name: Vargskelethor Joel - Sex in Minecraft
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-- description: Creeper pussy, oh so nice\nGreen block asshole, tight like paradise\nPickaxe my dick, till it explodes\nPlaying Minecraft and swallowing loads\nJumped on the bed and spam in chat\nI'm gonna cum I'm gonna splat\nMinecraft roleplay on the server tonight\nWhen I find a diamond, I get so tight\nYeah\nI'm having sex in Minecraft\nOoh\nOoh I jumped, I jump on the bed\nAughh\nWe're having sex in Minecraft\nOoh\nYeah we jumped, we jump on the bed\nBuild a penis out of brick\nThen I'll make a TNT dick\nI'll blow it up and jump some more\nOn the Minecraft server I am a whore\nScream into the mic like a demon\nIn the Minecraft world I drown in semen\nThere's something wrong in my head\nDoesn't matter as I fuck in my shed\nYeah\nI'm having sex in Minecraft\nOoh\nOoh I jumped, I jump on the bed\nAughh\nWe're having sex in Minecraft\nOoh\nYeah we jumped, we jump on the bed\nMinecraft\nMinecraft\nMinecraft\nMinecraft\nSex
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local image = get_texture_info("grandma")
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local sound = audio_stream_load("funnyjoel.mp3")
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local timer = 1638 * 30
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local show = true
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local posWidth = djui_hud_get_screen_width()
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local posHeight = djui_hud_get_screen_height()
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local music = SEQ_SOUND_PLAYER
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function on_level_init()
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show = true
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timer = 1638 * 30
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audio_stream_play(sound, true, 1)
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audio_stream_set_looping(sound, false)
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music = get_current_background_music()
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sound_banks_disable(SEQ_PLAYER_SFX, SOUND_BANKS_ALL)
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end
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---Bless you Sony, and bless you Money
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---@param m MarioState
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function mario_update_local(m)
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if m.playerIndex ~= 0 then return end
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if timer > 0 and show then
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timer = timer - 1
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set_mario_action(m, ACT_DISAPPEARED, 0)
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stop_background_music(music)
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end
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if timer <= 0 and show then
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show = false
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audio_stream_pause(sound)
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audio_stream_set_position(sound, 0)
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play_music(0, SEQUENCE_ARGS(8, music), 0)
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sound_banks_enable(SEQ_PLAYER_SFX, SOUND_BANKS_ALL)
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set_mario_action(m, ACT_IDLE, 0)
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m.marioObj.header.gfx.node.flags = m.marioObj.header.gfx.node.flags | GRAPH_RENDER_ACTIVE
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end
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end
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function on_hud_render()
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if show then
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djui_hud_set_resolution(RESOLUTION_N64)
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djui_hud_set_filter(FILTER_LINEAR)
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posWidth = djui_hud_get_screen_width()
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posHeight = djui_hud_get_screen_height()
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djui_hud_set_color(0, 0, 0, 255)
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djui_hud_render_rect(0, 0, posWidth+4, posHeight+4)
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djui_hud_set_resolution(RESOLUTION_DJUI)
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djui_hud_set_color(255, 255, 255, 255)
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posWidth = (djui_hud_get_screen_width() / 2) - (image.width * 0.8) / 2
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posHeight = (djui_hud_get_screen_height() / 2) - (image.height * 0.8) / 2
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djui_hud_render_texture(image, posWidth, posHeight, 0.8, 0.8)
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end
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end
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function SEQUENCE_ARGS(priority, seqId)
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return ((priority << 8) | seqId)
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end
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smlua_text_utils_dialog_replace(DIALOG_107, 1, 1, 95, 200,
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"Ghoustbusters\n\
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They're back in town\n\
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You need to pee?\n\
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That is so crazy\n\
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What the fuck?\n\
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You need to pee\n\
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You call the Ghoustbusters\n\
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They extract it\n\
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There was ghosts\n\
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In your bladder\n\
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What the fuck?\n\
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YAAAAAAAAAH\n\
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\n\
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\n\
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You need to take the pee\n\
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Crazy ghost pee-pee\n\
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That is insanity!\n\
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\n\
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\n\
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Ghoustbusters\n\
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Use their machine\n\
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To hook it up\n\
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To your dick\n\
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\n\
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What?\n\
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\n\
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It hurts?\n\
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\n\
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When they activate it to remove ghosts\n\
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\n\
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\n\
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\n\
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Wuuuuuut?\n\
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")
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smlua_audio_utils_replace_sequence(SEQ_LEVEL_SPOOKY, 16, 100, "bbh")
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hook_event(HOOK_MARIO_UPDATE, mario_update_local)
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hook_event(HOOK_ON_HUD_RENDER, on_hud_render)
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hook_event(HOOK_ON_LEVEL_INIT, on_level_init) |