diff --git a/src/pages/about.tsx b/src/pages/about.tsx
index 26f4979..70159fb 100644
--- a/src/pages/about.tsx
+++ b/src/pages/about.tsx
@@ -13,10 +13,16 @@ export default function About() {
         <div className="container flex flex-col items-center justify-center gap-12 px-4 py-16">
           <div className="grid grid-cols-1 gap-4 sm:grid-cols-1 md:gap-8">
             <PageContentBox title="Our Mission">
-              Here at XCL, we strive to make the SwitchCraft 3 server as
-              unbearable as possible. While these noobs at SpaceTech are feeding
-              cookies to parrots, we build space stations not only for the
-              astronauts, but also for the olympians and war heroes of our time.
+              We love screwing people over apparently. What do we even do? We
+              fight in DMs over stupid shit that should&apos;ve been done in
+              fucking July. Now we&apos;re screwed.
+            </PageContentBox>
+
+            <PageContentBox title="Our Problem">
+              Here at XCL, we do absolutely nothing with our assets and bankrupt
+              people we buy. Sorry about Femcorp. Emma fucking hates us now and
+              I can&apos;t keep Khorne&apos;s mouth shut. Sorry about the mess.
+              It&apos;s going to take forever to clean.
             </PageContentBox>
           </div>
           <div className="flex flex-col items-center gap-2"></div>